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read my profile sign my guestbook Name: John Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma, United States Birthday: 1/6/1990 Gender: Male Interests: Guitar Expertise: Guitar Occupation: Retired Industry: Other Message: message me AIM: truant137 Member Since: 10/4/2005

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Wednesday, January 25, 2006

*TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey*
Name:	John Patrick Ward
Birthday:	1/6/90
Birthplace:	Tulsa, OK
Current Location:	Tulsa, OK
Eye Color:	Blue
Hair Color:	Brown
Height:	5'7"???
Right Handed or Left Handed:	Ambedextrious
The Shoes You Wore Today:	I don't wear shoes
Your Weakness:	School
Your Fears:	Heights
Your Perfect Pizza:	Pepperonni and Sausage
Your Most Overused Phrase On an IM:	LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up:	Fuck School
Your Best Physical Feature:	Eyes???
Your Bedtime:	11:00
Your Most Missed Memory:	Camp Tak
Pepsi or Coke:	Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King:	McD's
Single or Group Dates:	Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:	Lipton, biotch
Chocolate or Vanilla:	Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee:	Cappucino
Do you Smoke:	No
Do you Swear:	Yes
Do you Sing:	Not on command
Do you Shower Daily:	Yes
Have you Been in Love:	No
Do you want to go to College:	Yes
Do you want to get Married:	Yes
Do you belive in yourself:	From time to time
Do you get Motion Sickness:	No
Do you think you are Attractive:	I'd do me
Are you a Health Freak:	Lately
Do you get along with your Parents:	Not my mom
Do you like Thunderstorms:	Sure
Do you play an Instrument:	Guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:	Yes
In the past month have you Smoked:	Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs:	No (Weeds not a drug)
In the past month have you gone on a Date:	No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:	No
Have you ever eaten a box of Oreos:	Not a full box
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:	No (Never have)
In the past month have you been on Stage:	Yes
In the past month have you been Dumped:	No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:	No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:	No
Ever been Drunk:	Yes
Ever been called a Tease:	No
Ever been Beaten up:	No
Ever Shoplifted:	No
How do you want to Die:	No
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:	Zooligist
What country would you most like to Visit:	Australia
*In a Boy/Girl..*
Favourite Eye Color:	Blue (Any will do)
Favourite Hair Color:	Brown (Any will do)
Short or Long Hair:	Long
Height:	5'4"???
Weight:	125???
Best Clothing Style:	Hippie
Number of Drugs I have taken:	None (Weed's not a drug remember?)
Number of CDs I own:	A lot
Number of Piercings:	2-4
Number of Tattoos:	0-2
Number of things in my Past I Regret:	As few as possible
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

Now, the first person to tell me what movie these quotes are from is officially the coolest person alive!!! These quotes are all from the same movie. Here they are:

1.You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

2.I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I'd never see. I wanted to breathe smoke.

3.We have front row seats for this theater of mass destruction. The demolition committee of Project Mayhem wrapped the foundation columns of a dozen buildings with blasting gelatin. In two minutes, primary charges will blow base charges and a few square blocks will be reduced to smoldering rubble. I know this... because Tyler knows this.

4.His name is Robert Paulsen!

5.It's called a changeover. The movie goes on, and nobody in the audience has any idea.

GUESS AWAY!!!

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Sunday, December 11, 2005

whats up guys. this weekend i went over to my new friend ben's house and hung with matt and ray... it was tight as hell. christmas is gettin closer and closer and i only got 7 days left of school and thank god for that because these classes are gettin really boring... i been havin to take my adderall which really sucks cause it just bumms me out to the point where i cant think straight... it sucks trust me. People who take them for fun are dumb. I havent really listened to any new music lately except for the new song on my xanga, BITTER SWEET SYMPHONY which is the coolest song ever. i been playin guitar alot lately but still playin the same old stuff... gettin real into UMPHREY'S MCGEE which is a band for those who dont know and they are awesome. I hope SKITZO vol. 3 is done by x-mas but we're gonna have to work hard for that... if you want to see a trailer for skitzo click here \/ \/ \/ \/ http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5559982721635152908&q=skitzo . thats just a little montage my friend matt threw together but its pretty cool. I gotta go and i dont really have any pics for ya but here ya go...

Patrick

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Friday, December 02, 2005

Hey guys whats goin on. I havent updated in a while so i believe its time... I been playing guitar 24/7 nowadays. Im getting better and learning new things every day. I have pretty good grades. I have A,A,B,B,C which is better than ive basically ever done. The funny thing is, I was held back this year and I just got my Alg 1 EOI scores and I scored 100% on almost everything. I got like an 884 and advanced is 700 i think... so basically im a dumbass genius. I didnt really ask for much for X-MAS except for a mini-dv video camera. Ill prolly get a buncha cool stuff. I cant wait for snow... its gonna be the best... cant wait for christmas day. Its the best day of the year. Im gettin sicka skool... I got in 2 arguements with teachers today...biotches. I think im goin over to a friends house tomorrow and i think we're gonna have some mixed martial art fighting with boxing gloves so itll be lots of fun. gotta go...

HERES MY EVEN NEWER ID!

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Thursday, November 17, 2005

Currently Listening
Eat a Peach
By The Allman Brothers Band
Blue Sky
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Hey guys

Its been ages since ive updated so i feel its time to change things up a little bit. I was looking for the most peaceful picture i could find, i couldnt get one to work so i turned to this one cause its really cool. I changed the song to BLUE SKY by the ALLMAN BROTHERS which is one of the best bands of all time!!! every time i hear the solo on BLUE SKY kick in it makes me wanna just walk up to someone and give them a hug... its the ultimate soothing, peaceful song in my opinion. I get in a fight with my World History teacher just about every day cause shes a biotch. SKITZO vol. 3 aka THE SKITZO is coming out soon... we have about 15 out of 40 minutes edited right now so it will be done in a few weeks. I gotta go get DANIEL TOSH's new comedy cd because hes hilarious. Well, I gotta go watch SOUTH PARK so im out... heres a picture of the ID i made myself...

HAHA... i actually wear it too.

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Saturday, October 22, 2005

-EDIT: Here's the story, I was really bored yesterday at my dads house and i started playing minesweeper. I kept playing minesweeper. I beat beginner and intermediate in a matter of about 30 minutes. i beat expert after about another hour. then, when i was done with that, i kept playin, tryin to get my scores really really good. Here they are and they are 100% real.

If you dont believe me, you can come see it at my dads house sometime. I promise you they are totally real which makes me just about the biggest loser in the world.

new song is ALIVE by KENNY WAYNE SHEPARD. Right now Im gonna do somethin ive never done. Its an entry dedicated to my friends, whether im ve close to them or not. If i dont put u in here, its prolly cause i dont have a pic of u but IM me sometime and gimmie one and i will put it in.

KATHERINE \/ \/ \/: The love of my life